1-1     Double Ahhnold     1:22
1-2     I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots, And Your Motorcycle     3:54
1-3     Let Off Some Steam Bennett     3:15
1-4     Who Writes The Songs? (The Real Bomb Track)     1:06
1-5     It's Simple, If It Jiggles It's Fat 1:44
1-6     See You At Phe Party Richter 3:33
1-7     Hey Cookie Monster, Nothing Is As Brutal As Neaahhh     0:34
1-8     Who Told You You Could Eat My Cookies     3:12
1-9     Come On Cohaagen, Give Deez People Ehyar     3:18
1-10     Who Is Your Daddy, And What Does He 2?     0:24
1-11     Come On, Do It, Do It, Come On, Come On, Kill Me, Do It Now     2:58
1-12     Allow Me To Break The Ice 2:09
1-13     Conan, What Is Best In Life?     2:29
2-1     Intro To The Intro     0:51
2-2     T2 Theme     1:13
2-3     Hell Bent For Leather 2:33
2-4     Time Travel: The Metallica Conspiracy     0:35
2-5     Trapped Under Ice 3:59
2-6     Iron Fist 2:37
2-7     Recalling Mars     0:35
2-8     I Turned Into A Martian 1:27
2-9     Killing Is My Business…and Business Is Good 3:03
2-10     Tactically Dangerous - Cannibal Commando 2:34
2-11     Gotta Go 3:12